Thursday, March 1, 2012

Renew Roadtax

Hari ni aku nak gi renew roadtax. Insuran dah siap, online. Bawa geran jer p pejabat pos. Jgn p JPJ nanti kena tahan, roadtax mampus, kena saman. Naya. Harap2 on the way p pejabat pos xdak roadblock la.

Mawi dah dapat anak?

Bila ni? X tau pun. X kan bintang popular dapat anak pun x siar kat berita?


Cahaya Malaika....
 Ooh...lahir 28 Feb lagi. Tahniah Mawi....dan Ekin. Muda lagi tu. Boleh tambah 3-4 orang lagi. Nama pun kemaih....


Tahniah ler....














Mawi la satu2nya peserta AF yg aku saksikan setiap nyanyian dia di konsert AF, tp secara x langsung la. RUmah aku xdak astro. Sama gak ngan Nabil.....Raja Lawak.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Hillarious exam answers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108063/Funnyexam-com-Hilarious-exam-answers-given-students.html

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Facebook like box muncul bila blog dikunjungi

Widget Facebook like box ini akan muncul apabila pengunjung memasuki blog.Mungkin anda pernah meliha widget ini dipasang pada kebanyakan blog diwaktu ini.Ia boleh dipasang pada blogger dan juga wordpress.Widget ini boleh di tutup paparannya,bukan seperti sesetengah blog yang memasangnya seolah olah memaksa pengunjung untuk klik butang like.

Cara memasangnya:

Log in keblogger
Klik pada Layout >>Add a gadget


Pilih HTML/javascript


Dan masukkan kod dibawah ini
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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Aku Terlupa


roadtax mampus

Macamana la aku leh terlupa, dua2 moto roadtax dah mampus. Nasib baik xdak roadblock. Dekat 2 bulan aku lupa. Tu pun nasib  baik anak aku pi koyak dompet aku. Masa nak tukar dompet baru, baru perasan " La dah mampus".

Mau 3 4 ratus melayang nak ni  nak renew. Roadax memang la murah, tapi insuran nya pulak yg naik. Ikut usia moto lak tu. Kita lak hanya mampu pakai moto second hand, memang la murah tapi insuran lak mahal. Apa salah nya kalau moto yg lama2 ni didiskaun kan sikit insurannya. Bukan buleh bawa laju pun. Semput.

Semua nak untung, sapa nak rugi.

Pork knuckles @ Overtime, Pavillion KL

The 'aftermath' of munching on a huge plate of crispy, succulent German pork knuckles (rm52) at Overtime in Pavillion. Feeling the giddyness of rm20 margarita too!

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Gam kasut pakai glue gun

x percaya? Aku pun. Dapat idea ms duk buh gam kat kotak voltage stabilizer. Gam ni ms panas dia cair, titiskan kt tmpt koyak. Cantumkn, biar sejuk. Dah sejuk, bru test. Pergggh, melekat kuat. tgk gambr sbg bukti.

Pas 2 3 hari pakai, tercabut balik. Last2 pakai gam 3 second. Tahan gak seminggu 2.

murah jer

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